For some of us, awkward isn't a phase, it's a way of life. Give the world a solid warning of who they're working with. You're an Awkward Engineer and proud of it.
Shirts are Gildan Heavyweight Cotton and in our experience, shrink slightly in the wash, but run generally true to size.
Free returns in the U.S. (sorry international customers, it's just too expensive) for unworn unwashed merchandise.